One of the many side effects of breast implants - they're hard as rocks.
Mother Dearest was unwise not to let me watch Dora the Explorer.
A "that-guy" lurks in the shadows. Can YOU find him?
Even hotter -- imagining those are silk sheets on her Queen size water bed.
"My mom was pretty angry with my senior picture choice. Not because it was stupid, more 'cuz my Dad was a Crip. RIP Dad."
Fuzzy boots? Really?! Those are sooo '97
"15 minutes into all out sex they were politely asked to leave Trey's basement poker game"
He's got the better position, but we've got the better view.
"It won't let me submit this without a title, but I'm not witty, so here's a title."
I'm going to print one of these out for my wallet.
Two is better than one.