"Government" Video

"They do let you vote, right?"

"Up next we will be discussing the bill that makes it illegal for airplanes to fly while people are trying to sleep. All in favor?"

Welp, here goes World War 3.

That's awesome, now what's this about a government work stoppage?

Even the most mature anarchists are pulling for this to happen.

This is by far the only interesting thing that's ever happened on C-SPAN.

He decided to go into politics after being rejected by the WWE. Same thing, right? They're both rigged. OPEN YOUR EYES PEOPLE!

Damn, Pennsylvania. You need to stop hanging out with Texas.

He's right, grasshoppers are ruining this country. What with all the chirping and all.

If he doesn't look out for Guam, then who will?

That Governor was totally stealing that kid's thunder

If you think that's obscene, you should see the bills they approved. One of them made it illegal not to poop in public.

Because he can't say it to Joe Wilson.

The Korean government takes ordering take out very seriously.

It's nice to see that Miss Teen South Carolina is trying to make a difference now that she's all grown up.

"That's it! No more trade with Japan!"

The other congressmen couldn't get out of their chairs to applaud after. Because they had boners.

And that, children, is how a bill becomes an EPIC BURN.

An important message from the Nixon administration about the evils of masked vigilantism. Be informed, it could save your life!

Karl Rove is the deputy chief of staff for President Bush, and secretary of Getting Bi-zay!