"Grandma" Video

"We didn't have beats this phat back in my day. Of course, we didn't call them phat. We'd say 'Why that's one nifty, whiz-bang shoe mover.' and then we'd get a wiggle on."

From slimspaceman

What a GILA (Grandmother I'd Like to Ahhhhhhhhh!).

From Jillian Mayer

Nothing about this is more strange than the real Michael Jackson was.

Grandmas are good for two things: eye candy, and real candy.

This wasn't the downfall of Operation Reverse Mrs. Doubtfire, but it definitely didn't help matters.

"Mirrors have come a long way since I was a little girl."

"We used to do this move back in 1905, before the Kaiser stole it from us."

In her day, they didn't "beat the beat." They respected it.

And grandparents thought grandkids and bingo were fun!

You know you want to click it.

Facebook is for thugs and rapists.

He gets the senior discount to ride the pain train

Haha, she's old and vulnerable!

This isn't your grandpa's grandma. It's your other grandpa's grandma.

9 months later... Grandma had puppies!

Daughters... Lock Up Your Grandmas.

From Evan & Gareth

Aw, she thinks the target is the Grim Reaper.

Super Pursuit Mode, now at 10 MPH.

Why did they ever replace this adorable grandmother with a stupid animated cat?

It's black and white, just like the porno-movie dildos of yesteryear.