Picture To my bro Chadwick: Sorry you had to go, but there's no better way to go than riding down McGregor Hill on a dining hall tray, rocking the shocker with your hat on fire.
Picture The gravestone maker and the recently deceased were mortal enemies. Guess who got the last laugh?
Picture Wait a minute! You CAN die from it? My 7th Grade gym teacher was right, it must have been his first time too.