1. Comfort Wipe

"Being a big guy has it's advantages. And it's disadvantages." This commercial is gross for the obvious reason — it wants to sell you a product that lets you wipe you asshole if you can't reach (or don't feel like reaching). But, in case you didn't get the picture, it also forces you to listen to a random dude tell you about the bowel movements he can't reach because he's too "big" or "they" are too big, or something else I don't want to hear about, ever, thanks.

/article/6886234 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6886234/i-farted-on-your-face-while-you-slept Thu, 25 Apr 2013 13:20:24 -0400 Welcome to Roommate Confessions, the column where we share the worst stuff you've done to your roommate. If you think you can top these stories, confess your sins at the bottom of this page.

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...]]> /article/6876854 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6876854/we-tasted-7-of-the-worst-cocktail-because-how-bad-could-they-be Mon, 11 Mar 2013 23:13:28 -0400 Ever since man first mixed alcoholic drinks together, other men have mixed gross things together and dared the first man to drink it. The seven drinks below have appeared on multiple "Worst Cocktail" lists floating around the web. But are they really that bad?

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I just did the most bone-headed thing ever! Lemme explain.

So I needed to take down a bag of laundry to the laundry machines in the basement. And I figured, "Oh, along the wa...]]> /article/6762526 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6762526/wanderlunch-pizza-huts-crown-crust-carnival-cheeseburger-pizza Sun, 29 Apr 2012 11:02:51 -0400 Wherever in the world novelty food items break, our fad food correspondent, Jon Gabrus, will be there to eat it and report back. Have a tip? Send it to us at CHWanderlunch@Gmail.com

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Egypt is preparing to introduce a new law that would allow husbands to have sex with their wives up to six hours after death. Here are the leaked minutes leading to this decision:

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