Their first mistake was trusting a guy named Whoopi.
If she really wants, she can probably buy some at her local gastroenterologist.
He must know Willow, of the Smith tribe.
Eating in the dining hall has never been so suggestive.
What a bad place to build a junior high school.
It's not illegal if we share 99% of our genes.
Hey, at least he's still working out.
Every dog has his day.
Well he definitely swallowed his pride by posting.
Blending in wherever there's lead in the drinking water.
Each time you pump the dispenser it opens another porn tab.
"They have the sexiest rack of checkbooks in town."
"Get busy living, or get busy living" -Roach
They grow up so fast. Just yesterday she was getting her first shot of botox to the face.
You can finally nail someone and mean it.
Troy totally wants to get trojan horsed.
He sorely missed... the toilet.
He's not joking. He's just got one strapped to the back of his leg.
That explains the consistency of the milkshakes.
Real estate is a filthy business.
Somehow, this is nerdier than maintaining canon.
"You probably won't forget to roll down the windows next time, pal."
Who doesn't love jazz?
"It'll be alright, man. How 'bout another Double Quarter Pounder?" - delusional motorcyclist who thinks Ronald's talking to him.