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Baby Shot by Nerf Gun
"You insensitive fool, that bull's eye was a birthmark."
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Granny's Got a Gun
"Okay, fine, we'll say grace before eating. You know you could have just asked, right?"
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Balloon Brigade
"Make like helium and put your hands to the sky."
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Mobile Live-Fire Shooting Range
Considerably more effective than a "Baby on Board" sign.
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Zipline Soldier
Bear cavalry prevention unit.
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Nerf Gun Rack
Home of the world's most adorable redneck.
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Baboon with a Gun
"Shoot-shoot ha-ha"
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Rifle Bathroom Lock
The greatest lock is an incredibly smelly bowel movement.
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Sons of Anarchy
Yeah they're real guns officer. But they only shoot blanks.


