Just a little off the top.
Humiliated, I am.
Don't be fooled by this seemingly harmless cat haircut. Stop inhumane cat scalping NOW! Call 1-800-SAVE-THE-CATS-HATS!
It's a pretty heady high.
Hook me up with that Basset shape up.
For a second I was intimidated by this guy, then realized I was looking at the back at his head, so now I'm only intimidated by his GREATNESS.
I've never slow clapped a haircut. Until now.
Look for this sick 'do on the next season of Girls.
His douchiness is over 9000!
They said he could be anything.
Business in the front, horse mane in the back.
Here's to looking at you, kid (also I'm going to harvest your organs).
Can't pass up a bargain like that.
We're thinking of calling it either the Cinnabon or the Turd.
Not even Justin Bieber has the "Justin Bieber" hair anymore. It's time to move on from this annoying, perpetually-needing-to-move-hair-out-of-eyes, hairstyle.