Well, I've always wanted to remake Annie Hall. Except, I wouldn't want to get in bed with a green producer like a Sofia Coppola, though. Oh, but give me an old pro like a Robert Redford. Oh, I'd jump into bed with him in a second. And I wouldn't just lie
"What time does the party start?""When we are dry and ready."
Anyone remember Snow Brothers? Anyone?
This was cool until she pooped.
Well, now, don't you tell me to smile.
If the river runs red, take the dirt road instead.
"So my hall mates and I decided to be the bros from Derrick Comedy's Bro Rape skit for Halloween. So here we are with three popped collars,upside-down visors, pre-frayed hats, and a bag full of black dildos (not pictured)."
The other beer pong.
Sloppy Joe, Slop, Sloppy Joe...
On your mark, get set, GO!
"Forget candy, give out spinach this Halloween."
Get ready to feel the power... of ATTORNEY!
Where's Terry Schiavo? Oh yeah...

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