He's Hillary Duff's f*ck up of an older brother.
"I waited up for you all night. You had me scared stupid."
This is Truth's Halloween anti-smoking campaign.
"BILLY, you spent all the money on beer? That was my Jeopardy fund."
The Devil's going Gaga over the Streaker.
You guys didn't know Superman was sponsored by Adidas?
Once you have a Farva the rest of the pieces fall into place.
The real feat was finishing all that beer in one sitting.
We all know George is sneaking action with Rosie the Maid on the side.
The only thing they don't care for is fat chicks.
He cleaned up that night. Peter Gabriel is the single greatest wing-man ever.
And people say being a quadriplegic isn't fun.
The Human Spider is about to own him.
Sexy college co-eds partying the way you wished you did when you were that young.
The Phantom is just slightly older than Jesus.
"Sorry Gary, but you knew you were meatwad from Day 1."
His pickup line was that "he keeps going and going all night long."
I'll trick or treat, but I'm not taking off my glasses.
Take notes Edward Cullen, that's a badass vampire right there.
How do we get the Yellow and Pink Rangers to morph into sexy cat and playboy bunny?
Who is Pepe Silvia?
This adds a whole new level to c*ck blocking.
"it made me feel old when some of the younger people were calling me Geodude."
I thought he just threw up his arms and fell off the screen.