The thousands of cheeseburgers over the years prepared him for this costume
This was a real challenge (for their marriage).
He'll hibernate, right after he bashes a couple heads in.
Now let's go find some underdogs to beat up.
Her status later that night was "Wow, wearing a huge box. Totes uncomftz"
5 years of dreaming, 2 months of work. 1 unbeatable costume (See below for video).
He looks like he could handle two at once.
It's not fair that Lady Gaga gets 365 days of Halloween a year.
Sexy ladybugs and bumble bees are so overrated.
If she spills anything on her it can just be soy sauce.
Yo Taylor, cool costume and I'mma let you finish, but Kanye got one of the best costumes of all night. Of all night.
Edward McCullen would be even pastier and have freckles.
Most trick-or-treaters got iPods. Kids with bad costumes got Zunes.
Out of Rabbit, Tigger, Christopher Robin, Eeyore, Pooh, and Piglet, Piglet pulled the most pigtail.
Why oh why would they jut the red block out like that? Poor move.
I'd take a Kiss from any of them. ANY of them.
Who's more powerful, the Colonel or the King?
All their little brothers went as Red Bull.
Complete with coat hanger necklace.
Just a man with a mind for victory and an arm like a cannon.
He's created his very own McDonaldland.
Jack overheated on the dance floor and passed out.
Do you dare to follow them on their swashbuckling adventures?
Ever seen an adult chug pickle juice?