"Hamster" Video

He's probably just having a bad day. And rabies.

The greatest hamster athlete of our generation.

"Well, animals are not like people, Mrs. Simpson. Some of them act badly because they've had a hard life, or have been mistreated. But, like people, some of them are just jerks."

He has a learning disability.

He's so determined that I don't have the heart to tell him it's impossible to swallow something longer than your body.

Fast and Furrious

Don't laugh! That wok is over a hot flame and the poor little guy is running for his life.

Oh man, you should have seen it. Before this he ate three baby hamsters. SO cute!

The first of an epic 12 part series.

If you watch just one video of a hamster eating a peanut this summer, make it this one.

"This wheel ain't big enough for the both of us."

He missed the world record by one rotation.

Maybe we should put the Berlin Wall back up...

Imagine the gerbil as an old man and this video becomes less amusing.

If you are allergic to cute, you may want to turn away.

The only tool a good hamster assassin needs is a tennis racket.

My god these new systems are getting so realistic.

If you were trapped in a small box all day, wouldn't you try to do this?

A truce.

Animals can be sooo stupid.