Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
What Common Holiday Expressions Actually Mean
Last time I ever order a cake in Mississippi over the phone.
"One beer candle for the six days of hanukkah... wait... damn I'm drunk."
O.J. Simpson - not a jew!
"Jewish girls decking the halls, kind of. Oh yeah, that's me picking my drunk girlfriend up off of the ground after she tackled a bike."
Someone should tell the worst Jews ever over here that there are eight nights of Hanukah.
I'd like to see a Christmas sweater do that.
Worst Christmas tree ever.
"Which sissy makes a Menorah out of beer cans? Real men use Jack!"
We've seen a lot of beer can Christmas trees recently, but this Corona Menorah is a first.
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