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I think this was submitted for the online ad placement, but you only get 10 years for this!? Picture I think this was submitted for the online ad placement, but you only get 10 years for this!?
The kid responsible for this is going to be fired. Don't censor me, bro. Picture The kid responsible for this is going to be fired. Don't censor me, bro.
Careful, those things are DANGEROUSLY cheesy. Picture Careful, those things are DANGEROUSLY cheesy.
The New England Journal of Medicine is a crappy tabloid that's never done any good for anybody. Picture The New England Journal of Medicine is a crappy tabloid that's never done any good for anybody.
The Rocky Mountain Collegian is now The Onion. Picture The Rocky Mountain Collegian is now The Onion.
The ghost of Chubbs? Picture The ghost of Chubbs?
I didn't know rollerblading was on the sports page. Picture I didn't know rollerblading was on the sports page.
Toddlers are easy to control, just tell them there's a dinosaur under their bed. If they stop taking you seriously, put a dinosaur under their bed. Picture Toddlers are easy to control, just tell them there's a dinosaur under their bed. If they stop taking you seriously, put a dinosaur under their bed.
They lowered the standards... Picture They lowered the standards...
Never cock-smack a tiger. Picture Never cock-smack a tiger.
Now, to sing the national anthem, Barbra Streisand. Picture Now, to sing the national anthem, Barbra Streisand.
Is Oscar the Grouch editing MSN? Picture Is Oscar the Grouch editing MSN?
'Bitching' or 'BITCHIN'!!' Picture 'Bitching' or 'BITCHIN'!!'
Maybe that's why he's so depressed. Picture Maybe that's why he's so depressed.
You just blew my mind. Picture You just blew my mind.
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It's amazing he can shoot at all with such limp wrists. Picture It's amazing he can shoot at all with such limp wrists.
The Heroin sisters are still at large. Picture The Heroin sisters are still at large.
Mother of the Year Picture Mother of the Year
So we're not the only ones that noticed! Picture So we're not the only ones that noticed!
Chinks Appear in US Economy Picture Chinks Appear in US Economy
Penn State's Collegian looks at the bright side of things. Read the headlines in order. Picture Penn State's Collegian looks at the bright side of things. Read the headlines in order.
Maybe they were some really drunk kids who had some Nickelodeon Gak. Picture Maybe they were some really drunk kids who had some Nickelodeon Gak.
Bingeing is apparently slang for reciprocal blow jobs. Picture Bingeing is apparently slang for reciprocal blow jobs.
Oldest story in the book. Picture Oldest story in the book.