CollegeHumor: Helpful Hints http://www.collegehumor.com/tag/helpful-hints Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Funny Links! /article/1214933 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/1214933/5-cool-ways-to-prove-that-you-are-cool 5 Cool Ways to Prove That You Are Cool Thu, 05 Jul 2007 14:26:22 -0400
Do you ever find yourself thinking, "Am I cool?" If so, you are definitely not cool. Because everyone who is cool knows that doubting ones own coolness makes one uncool. But if you want to be cool, I can give you a few pointers.
...]]> /article/669193 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/669193/how-to-unsuccessfully-sneak-beer-into-the-dorms How To: Unsuccessfully Sneak Beer Into The Dorms Fri, 23 Feb 2007 12:08:24 -0500 We have all snuck illegal beverages into our dorm rooms before, but only the elite few can actually get caught in the act. Here is how it happens.

Step 1: Get Drunk

The easiest way to screw up even the most menial of tasks is to be wasted. Make sure you buy enough booze so that you can be drunk, and have enough left over to sneak in. Two thirty packs of keystone will do. Actually, better make it three.
...]]> /article/664823 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/664823/where-am-i-a-practical-guide Where Am I? A Practical Guide Thu, 22 Feb 2007 14:23:44 -0500 Every now and then you'll wake up and not know where you are. In fact, you may not remember what you did for much of the previous night, either. Here are some quick tips to help you out.

1. Don't sit up too quickly. You may shake off all the beer cans that your friends have lovingly draped on your passed out body, or you may wake up the hideous, hairy woman (?) slumbering next to you. If you're alone and un-shamed, you still may get the spins, so lay low.

2. Go back to bed. You can't really figure out where you are when your head hurts this bad, maybe if you sleep for a few more hours you'll feel better.
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