CollegeHumor: Heroin

What You're Saying with your Drug Choice

Thu, 18 Apr 2013 12:08:54 -0400

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Drug Ad Escalates Quickly

Mon, 25 Feb 2013 14:35:13 -0500

But it's just, like, SO addictive!

Regret Everything: I'm Bad at Drugs

Fri, 25 Jan 2013 13:23:21 -0500

Every week comedian Will Hines shares the thoughts that are gnawing at his brain.

Drugs are great, right? Actually I wouldn't know because I am terrible at them.

Meaning, my body doesn't seem to enjoy them as designed. A combination of being scared of breaking rules, emotional repression and some probably shitty body chemistry makes me terrible at altering my state. Which bums me out, as I grew up worshipping people who made a big deal out of loving drugs: Keith Richards, Hunter S. Thompson and most attractive girls at my college.

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The Language of Eyes

Mon, 30 May 2011 08:41:49 -0400

I think eye should wear sunglasses from now on.

Expert Medical Advice

Fri, 15 Apr 2011 16:30:13 -0400

"I'll stop taking it, but I won't stop doing it."

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Mon, 29 Oct 2007 23:25:54 -0400

For those who aren't as familiar with 80's metal as they should be, this is Motley Crue.

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Sun, 29 Oct 2006 01:49:35 -0400

According to a recent study, 98% of DARE shirts are worn ironically.

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Sat, 12 Feb 2005 00:00:00 -0500

Me! I sell Heroin!

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Wed, 04 Aug 2004 00:00:00 -0400

Aaaah, now I'm ready for heroin! (gross, dude)

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Mon, 31 May 2004 00:00:00 -0400

"This isn't how I remembered it"

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Wed, 22 Jan 2003 00:00:00 -0500

Santa's flying down a different kind of chimney