Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
Eye Herpes = Real.
Finally, a cure for herpes and linear, physics-based travel.
She wasn't answering her phone anymore.
Frank: "That's alright, I don't even know what this pussy thing I have is called."
Could you make the face sadder?
Probably picked it up at one of those foreign wars.
"The other side said 'men screw Jesus raw,' but it started raining and we couldn't get a picture."
There just can't be too many Caryn-with-a-y's living in the dorm.
Heck, the sex only lasted six and a half minutes.
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Don't ask me again.