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via Blake McLemore July 26, 2013
Hang ten, live once.
via Mark Clark July 18, 2013
No bees were harmed in the making of this video.
via Portugalthemanband June 6, 2013
Slap me some skinfinity.
From Soma Hajnoczy on August 23, 2012
Megatron tested, Optimus Prime approved.
January 19, 2012
Update: They got the dirtbag. He's currently serving a 13-year-sentence for being too awesome, and recklessly endangering the life an police officer.
January 5, 2012
Just like the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, except not mutant or ninja, and their age is ambiguous.
December 8, 2010
The team was issued a technical foul for too many hypothetical players on the court.
November 5, 2010
"Slap me high, slap me low--just, f***ing slap me, dude."
July 8, 2010
Human babies are so dumb. I don't know how they ever grow up and invent computers.
April 28, 2010
Some helpful insight into one of the world's most common greetings.
October 19, 2009
"Wow. What do I have to do to get a high five around here, blow up the moon? BECAUSE WE DID THAT TODAY. HIGH FIVE! No? You're good."
October 16, 2009
"Dude, all you did was throw the ball. It's your job."
September 28, 2009
"Today, I was trying to hail a cab, and some guy on a bicycle hit me. FML"
September 14, 2006