Brilliant thinker, horrible juggler.
Oh Captain! My Captain!
Mirror mirror on the wall: I DON'T KNOW WHICH CGI COMPOSITE TO SHOOT.
See? Textbooks have him read all wrong.
Who the f@*k wrote this?
The secret service is so secret, it's like it's not even there.
Also be sure to visit Berlin, Vermont: "Where there was no wall."
Yep, feud is definitely the most appropriate word.
But I saw it on the History Channel. It MUST be true.
Sign Fuhrer, I can walk.
He was originally going to go with "It blew me away."
"That's why I didn't vote for Senator Cent" - Guy from the Future
Oh, you mean the L train?
To be fair "flamethrowers" in 1948 were as powerful as 10 matches lit at once.
... meets his baby for the first and last time.
To be fair, cars only went 5 mph back then.
Forget couples counseling. This is how you get things done!
A couple feet away was a tombstone that said "Hear Lies - - Don't Believe Them."
Thank you sir, may I have another!
Finally, a product with something for everyone.
Cambell's Soup Letter
Best history project ever, worst grade ever. It evens out.
He caught the Germans off guard when he penetrated their lines.