CollegeHumor: Hospital

Child Flagrantly Disregards Sign

Mon, 06 Aug 2012 14:49:03 -0400

Fight the man.

ER Visit Reason Listed as "Unable to Eat Diarrhea"

Tue, 01 May 2012 11:37:25 -0400

Third from the top: that's not a big problem. It doesn't taste that good.

Broken Arm Guy Loves Anesthesia

Tue, 28 Feb 2012 01:09:45 -0500

He should break his arms more often.

Danger Hospital

Fri, 27 Jan 2012 00:14:30 -0500

Sometimes you gotta fight cancer with bullets.

Freestyling to the Heart Monitor

Wed, 25 Jan 2012 14:53:51 -0500

"Good beat, but it's a little slow. Maybe imagine a dinosaur is trying to eat you."

Expert Medical Advice

Fri, 15 Apr 2011 16:30:13 -0400

"I'll stop taking it, but I won't stop doing it."

Daring Hospital Escape

Tue, 08 Mar 2011 13:58:24 -0500

Next stop: Mexico. Or that curb.

Untitled 7

Fri, 12 Nov 2010 17:47:41 -0500

Hey, those 6 foot party subs go bad quickly.

Meg Ryan and Pancakes After the Dentist

Fri, 23 Jul 2010 12:07:36 -0400

This makes David After Dentist look like a drugged out little kid.

What Really Happens in the ER

Thu, 24 Jun 2010 17:59:27 -0400

The Nurse and Doctor burst through ER doors with patient on a bed.

Nurse: His name is Frank Fitzgerald; he was just hit by a car.

Doctor: Oh my god, it looks like there’s some serious internal bleeding and possibly a collapsed lung. I’m going to scrub up immediately!

Latex Gloves: Sigh…

Untitled 10

Fri, 11 Jun 2010 13:52:47 -0400

Relax, it's safe.

"Fully Epic Rapsody," by Fully Sick Rapper

Wed, 07 Apr 2010 10:51:45 -0400

Christiaan is now 102 days in quarantine and he's really stepped up his game. I'm hoping Jay-Z will get quarantined to the room next to him so they collaborate.

Untitled 12

Sun, 14 Mar 2010 22:50:43 -0400

A highly anesthetized dog put that one together.

"Germaphobe," by Fully Sick Rapper

Mon, 08 Mar 2010 12:23:43 -0500

Christian Van Vuuren is back, now 71 days in quarantine, with a new fear of germs. As if getting tuberculosis wasn't enough to make him scared of germs.

"Life in Quarantine," by Fully Sick Rapper

Fri, 26 Feb 2010 17:52:05 -0500

Christian Van Vuuren was diagnosed with TB and has spent the last 55 days quarantined to a single hospital room. Instead of feeling sorry for himself, he made this amazing rap video. I hope he recovers, I want to hang out with him.

Worst Plot Twist of the Year

Mon, 21 Dec 2009 17:42:46 -0500

Spoiler Alert: All of you Collegehumor fans who are also One Tree Hill fans might want to skip this one.

Last Words

Mon, 28 Sep 2009 17:14:05 -0400

His life isn't the only thing cut short.

To be fair, most people don't end up in the ER because they're geniuses

Thu, 10 Sep 2009 22:38:53 -0400

A site documenting the stupid people of the emergency room.

Pain Medication Girl

Tue, 14 Apr 2009 15:30:33 -0400

She's just high on life, by which we mean the compounds Li and Fe, a highly potent drug.

Untitled 19

Thu, 29 Jan 2009 20:32:12 -0500

I'm no doctor, but that looks like a pretty bad sprain. Definitely throw some ice on that.