If Ken Jeong doesn't want me to choke, maybe he should be less funny on Community.
Pow, chop to the jugular!
Thousands of Germans die from upside down banana eating every year. Could you be next?
How to: Get out of a ticket (comic)
Still less effective than the actively aggressive note.
Avoid your next bear attack using some simple bear psychology.
This comes in a double package with "How to Re-Invent Yourself for the Age of Internet."