Yellow card for being too adorable.
Christ loves you, but maybe not THAT much.
Low self esteem has never been so frightening
Yeah, we did it! Well, I did it.
It was good while it lasted. Then the lion got hungry.
Go in for the squeeze, bro. Do it!
Getta job hippy! You sir, keep on fighting the good fight.
Being a yoga guru definitely has its ups.
I can't beleive you're getting married! Who am I going to go bowling with?
Ew, sorry kid. I don't hug fat people. I don't like to smell all day.
He's got jungle fever, he's got jungle fever.
What a coincidence, I'm really into girls with terrible tattoos.
"I love you, man."