He's just horn-y.
I'm not exaggerating when I say this may be the most necessary achievement in human history. At worst like, Top 3.
I will never take some pill I find on the ground at Sea World ever again.
Man's best friend needs to back off a little bit.
Freak out, you will.
Being human FTW
It'll also accept "I know you are but what am I?" as an answer.
These are North Korea's missiles. They're disguised as tan Californian surfers to avoid suspicion.
It's nice to know the mechanics behind all those videos I've seen.
"We're watching you. Always."
This is how the world found out girls were cyborgs.