Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
He really sTeals that penguin's head.
Oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no!
That's what he gets for cheating on a pregnant southern girl.
The most thrilling hunt of all.
"Bah, load the truck back up...there's a sign this year."
...and don't tell the deer women I said this, but some of them look like cows.
Five more and I will have all the marionettes I need for my live action presentation of Bambi.
Ellie May has won most ladylike at the county fair three years running now.
"The great hunter is always aware of his surroundings."
We could all learn a thing or two from the beaver-hunting skills of John Jacob Astor
"How to spot a redneck DUI."
"Deer with it!"
You two make a lovely couple.
After that, it'll make you feel better to shoot a few guns.
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We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.