Figure Skater Poops Out Partner picture Figure Skater Poops Out Partner

The first two hours of their routine was just him complaining about indigestion.

| 0 comments | January 30, 2012
Bad Ass King Sits on a Throne of Awesome picture Bad Ass King Sits on a Throne of Awesome

It was either wear clothes or not have anything to light on fire.

| 4 comments | January 12, 2012
Classy Girls And Icicles picture Classy Girls And Icicles

They're the two most popular girls in school.

| 34 comments | December 09, 2011
Giant Phallic Ice Sculpture picture Giant Phallic Ice Sculpture

The perfect centerpiece for the "National Organization for Women" conference.

| 8 comments | December 05, 2011
Bird Has Frozen Fish Dilemma picture Bird Has Frozen Fish Dilemma

"That's a great idea--but what's a microwave?"

| 2 comments | April 19, 2011
Bear Doesn't Approve of Ice Sculpture picture Bear Doesn't Approve of Ice Sculpture

"Hey man, there's only one bear that can nickname itself 'Ice,' and that bear is me."

| 7 comments | April 05, 2011
Apparently, the tennis ball the admiral tied to the bottom of the ice was no help to the rookie driver. picture Apparently, the tennis ball the admiral tied to the bottom of the ice was no help to the rookie driver.

| 58 comments | October 13, 2010
"Can you blame him? Bro got iced." picture "Can you blame him? Bro got iced."

| 54 comments | June 30, 2010
And that's just from a kid trying to park his Razor Scooter. picture And that's just from a kid trying to park his Razor Scooter.

| 40 comments | May 24, 2010
Don't laugh, that zamboni was expensive. The driver, however, was priceless. picture Don't laugh, that zamboni was expensive. The driver, however, was priceless.

| 33 comments | March 12, 2010
Putting the icicle in bicycle. picture Putting the icicle in bicycle.

From Drew

| 38 comments | February 26, 2010
They said the ice penis was only a myth. They said a lot of things. They said a lot of lies. picture They said the ice penis was only a myth. They said a lot of things. They said a lot of lies.

From CHopper Zeppy

| 32 comments | February 15, 2010
Some gargoyles just don't know their limits. picture Some gargoyles just don't know their limits.

From Milhaus

| 22 comments | February 08, 2010
Someone took the term "Fortress of Solitude" a little too literally. picture Someone took the term "Fortress of Solitude" a little too literally.

| 57 comments | December 02, 2009
"It rose out of the snow like an obelisk of evolution. There was nothing else we could do, but play." picture "It rose out of the snow like an obelisk of evolution. There was nothing else we could do, but play."

| 57 comments | August 24, 2009
Rhymes with nice. picture Rhymes with nice.

From Comrade Killington

| 71 comments | May 13, 2009
Bad ice storms don't bode well for those parked in a sloped parking lot. picture Bad ice storms don't bode well for those parked in a sloped parking lot.

From Brian

| 158 comments | February 02, 2009
I can't even imagine what kind of shrinkage there is for the Berlin Ice Swimming Club. picture I can't even imagine what kind of shrinkage there is for the Berlin Ice Swimming Club.

From JerseyChaser

| 247 comments | January 24, 2009
Curling outranks pong as the number one sport at the University of Dayton. Props on the Swifter. picture Curling outranks pong as the number one sport at the University of Dayton. Props on the Swifter.

From J.T.

| 68 comments | January 22, 2009
"It's like an air hockey table, but you make it with an ice surface outside during the winter." picture "It's like an air hockey table, but you make it with an ice surface outside during the winter."

From steve

| 103 comments | November 30, 2008