After last week's horrific bombings in Boston, we all wanted justice. And once the FBI announced that their two suspects were in fact Tamerlan and Dzhokhar Tsarnaev, brothers of Chechen origin (i.e. from Chechnya), much of the internet did their best to help track them down. It's just that some people on Twitter were looking in the wrong places.

...]]> /article/6882367 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6882367/10-things-that-arent-from-the-90s-you-idiots Thu, 04 Apr 2013 18:10:30 -0400 The Internet is in love with the 90s. There is nothing it loves more than nostalgic lists about things 90s kids remember from their 90s childhood. Well, there's a lot of seriously dumb sh*t creeping onto these lists that weren't at all from the 90s. Allow me to give some examples:

1. The 90s didn't invent school supplies, you fool

...]]> /article/6760184 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6760184/dont-be-a-fcking-asshole-on-the-subway Tue, 24 Apr 2012 14:31:53 -0400 I'd like to launch an awareness campaign aimed at rude New Yorkers, written in a style they'll understand, so that one day, maybe, they won't be quite so shitty.

I should note that most New Yorkers are completely wonderful, caring people. It's just that some of us seem to enjoy the "New Yorkers are assholes" thing a bit too much.

...]]> /article/6845440 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6845440/these-20-twitter-users-forgot-about-electionday Tue, 06 Nov 2012 21:53:20 -0500

If you're worried about some politically illiterate yahoo cancelling out your vote, rest assured that these twenty Twitter users didn't make you irrelevant. That's right, somehow they all forgot it's Election Day, even though everyone's feeds were an all-day deluge of #ElectionDay Twe...]]>