Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
With all the oil on the Gulf Coast no wonder she switched to BYOP (Bring Your Own Pool).
Check it out, as long as we're not wearing shirts we can't electrocuted. It's science, I saw it in Tango and Cash.
Did you ever think it would be easier to build legs for the table? Me either.
... Now what do we do?
No? Nobody else wants to go skinny dipping?
If you're comfortable wallowing in your own urine, there's no need to ever get up again!
Q: Do you prefer girls wrestling in pudding or girls making out in pudding?A: One doing each.
Deliver the pizza to the whale kiddie pool, not the turtle.
One kiddie pool for keeping the beer on ice, one for putting the beer in you.
75 gallons of baked beans, a baby pool, and no women. Go figure.
"I guess Daddy's away for the day?"
How giants make Jello Shots.
College! Has anyone seen my keys?
Yale - "We set this hot tub up during the biggest reunion weekend of hte year."
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We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.