CollegeHumor: Insane

The Most Insane Sorority Email of All Time

Thu, 18 Apr 2013 14:07:50 -0400

It's always a shame when members of a tight-knit sisterhood like the University of Maryland's Delta Gamma chapter – designed to foster friendships, a sense of social responsibility, and the best qualities of character – threaten to "cunt punt" each other.

But to be fair, most of those "fucking retards" spent the entirety of their Sigma Nu Greek Week mixer "LITERALLY being so fucking AWKWARD and so fucking BORING." And how else is a member of their executive board supposed to react, if not to spew a batshit, hate-garbled stream of inane vitriol out to their entire chapter?

Let this be a lesson to any and all "asswipe[s]" or "weird shit[s] that do weird shit during the day." She WILL find you. And she WILL "FUCKING ASSAULT" you.

And yes, this is real.

_**~*~*~*~*~*~luv u guyz~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

...

Insane Russian Gymnasts Are Probably Not Human

Fri, 27 Apr 2012 13:04:30 -0400

"Oh, man, I've got to share this with my other sedentary Internet friends."

Russian Climbing Kid Doesn't Fear Death

Fri, 03 Feb 2012 17:01:50 -0500

We're all going to die. He's just going to die sooner than the rest of us, if he hasn't already.

Ordinary Winter Day in Norway

Thu, 20 Oct 2011 16:29:06 -0400

If that's an "ordinary" day, then you can sign me up--for the "not doing that ever" list.

Insane Wing Suit Flying

Tue, 05 Oct 2010 12:44:31 -0400

"Boring. My life only flashed before my eyes 19 times."

Untitled 5

Fri, 18 Jun 2010 13:19:04 -0400

With this roller coaster I will RULE THE WORLD!!!

Insane Japanese Counting Game Show

Thu, 11 Mar 2010 12:12:45 -0500

Even compared to other Japanese game shows this doesn't make sense.

The Most Action Packed Movie Ever

Fri, 05 Mar 2010 11:41:51 -0500

This won best picture in 1987.

Insane 5-Story Snow Jumps

Wed, 10 Feb 2010 11:17:46 -0500

Isn't it great how snow prevents anyone from getting hurt no matter what they do?

Football Player Gets Pumped

Thu, 17 Dec 2009 12:19:54 -0500

This is also how he gets ready for church.

Literal Safety Dance

Mon, 07 Dec 2009 11:37:24 -0500

If you don't humorously add subtitles to crazy 80's music videos, then you're no friend of mine.

Insane Twilight Reaction Video

Thu, 24 Sep 2009 10:43:44 -0400

The "New Moon" trailer does some peculiar things to teenage girls.

Insane Flexibility

Fri, 31 Jul 2009 11:55:55 -0400

You're flexible? That's hot. Wait. Wait. No. No. Stop. STOP.

Totally Normal Japanese Commercial

Wed, 08 Apr 2009 11:50:32 -0400

In Japan, this is actually an ad for steak.

Jesus, someone did all this? Someone did any of this?

Wed, 21 Jan 2009 18:00:25 -0500

The accomplishments of superhero human Jack Lalanne.

Gary Busey Directs His Own Interview

Fri, 14 Nov 2008 11:58:41 -0500

We suspected he was insane when he jumped onto a moving boat in "Point Break," now it's confirmed

Untitled 16

Mon, 17 Mar 2008 22:25:35 -0400

Either spring break or the best midterms ever.

Surface Dive

Wed, 22 Aug 2007 13:24:45 -0400

It had to be shallow, he can't swim.

Untitled 18

Thu, 02 Jun 2005 00:00:00 -0400

The clip of Tom Cruise going nuts on Oprah.