"Instructional" Video

Step one: forget everything you know about burritos. Or cooking. Or self-control.

From HowToBasic

Just in case you don't have a katana handy.

From Reborious

I think it's about time we switched to a democratically elected Hoop President.

From the guy who brought you "How to Plan a Wedding Whether She Wants to Marry you or Not."

The trick is to stop watching internet videos. Immediately after this one.

Yup, he's figured out how to beat the Lottery. He just makes instructional videos because he's bored being a multi-billionaire.

I thought all it took was attitude...boy was I wrong.

The Chinese government released this video to decrease population, by tricking the average couple into thinking that sex means rubbing butts together.

Come on, there's got to be one country that just throws it in the air and giggles. We're looking at you, Bulgaria!

You'll be strong enough to ruin 10 movies!

There's no proof that harsh punishment and scolding helps kids. So we'll keep trying until it does.

From Gavin McInnes

The words "gouge," "tear" and "testicles" are all used far too much for a self-defense lesson here.

There's nothing funny about domestic violence UNLESS you're properly trained.

Why can't math lessons have this much bass guitar, instead of just drums?

Men actually tend to exercise the upper part of their body more while watching this.

Paradoxically, if you need to watch this video, your computer probably isn't powerful enough to load it.

Most musicians aren't talented, they've just already seen this video.

Step 1: Drugs.

Mario Brothers for Dummies.