Pill Instructions May Have Been Written By Drunk Person

Fri, 29 Mar 2013 10:28:30 -0400

Don't worry, if you follow these instructions carefully, you definitely won't get poisoned.

Honest Food Instructions Is Back

Thu, 27 Sep 2012 12:59:09 -0400

Eh, might as well not eat at all.

Never Drink Like That Again

Tue, 03 Jul 2012 11:31:21 -0400

Like what? You mean like thiiiiiis?

Washing Directions: Fruit Salad is a Healthy Snack

Fri, 18 May 2012 13:08:17 -0400

They print this inside all pants with a 40 inch waist.

Impress Your Friends With Amazing Tutorial For Making Spicy Tuna Rolls

Tue, 24 Apr 2012 11:43:32 -0400

Also known as the "How to Fail Culinary School" sushi special.

Bowel Evacuation Instructions

Wed, 30 Nov 2011 16:18:57 -0500

The doo-dos and doo-don'ts of bathroom etiquette.

The Seriously Worst Case Scenario Survival Handbook

Thu, 21 Jul 2011 03:55:39 -0400

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Thu, 23 Dec 2010 20:22:50 -0500

Pizza delivery guy picks up beer too? Looks like this guy's never leaving his couch again.

How-To Guide for Everyday Ninja Moves

Mon, 06 Dec 2010 04:40:11 -0500

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How To Make A Perfect PB & J

Tue, 25 May 2010 17:36:48 -0400

In the future, years won't be referred to as BC or AD. There will only be the "dribbly jelly period" and the "post-dribbly jelly period."

WE ARE NOW LIVING IN THE PDJP, PEOPLE!

Sharks attacking you? Swim with a knife! Or a fat friend

Wed, 10 Feb 2010 15:04:27 -0500

Tips to avoid a shark attack.

Rapping Flight Attendant Part 2

Mon, 25 Jan 2010 15:42:03 -0500

Oh snap bro, that is TIGHT! Daaamnn- wait, what? What was the part about water evacuation? I feel like that's important.

Efficient German Stapler

Wed, 04 Mar 2009 11:52:00 -0500

If you can find a more precise and effective stapler, you'll be killed on the spot.

Coca-Cola Cheat Sheet

Tue, 04 Dec 2007 11:51:23 -0500

Remember, "Crisp, Refreshing Taste" is NOT an answer.

Unconventional Dance Moves

Tue, 27 Nov 2007 11:13:39 -0500

"Superbad 2" in theaters soon?

Teen Tips

Fri, 03 Nov 2006 09:48:47 -0500

An easy way for those under the legal drinking age to acquire booze. And no need for a lame Fake ID.

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Fri, 05 Mar 2004 00:00:00 -0500

"This is a a picture from chapter 5 of my computer book. How dumb do they think we are?"

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