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August 24, 2010
It's the world's only badass trombone.
August 20, 2010
The Snazzy Napper makes napping with dignity a thing of the past.
It's as useful as the iphone is for making calls.
August 13, 2010
It has fun so you don't have to.
July 8, 2010
The BeerBot will be available to consumers as soon as the "random maniacal murder spree" kink is working out.
July 7, 2010
"I never go anywhere without TV Hat!" -Nobody.
A great time-saver. Now you can focus on tying your two ties.
July 2, 2010
Let's hope Mom doesn't stop the fight before there's a real winner again this time.
July 1, 2010
Soon we won't need humans for game shows at all!
June 11, 2010
A new system that may solve mankind's reliance on fossil fuels, and usher in a golden age of world peace and prosperity.
June 28, 2011
God help us if Al-Qaeda gets their hands on one of these.
May 11, 2010
A secret weapon in the war on old pieces of junk lying around the house.
March 28, 2011
Good try, lawn mower, but you'll never be as cute as a Roomba.
April 16, 2010
In the future, I bet there'll be windows on every building.
February 26, 2010
If you're too lazy to lift nachos to your fat face you have a problem, and the food lift solves it!
January 21, 2010
And you thought electric guitars were electric before.
December 8, 2009
And that's saying something!
November 30, 2009
With the power to destroy an entire city! And eat crickets!
November 25, 2009
Big deal. I eat meals without a fork all the time.
December 23, 2010
"These are way better than those robots I made that did the synchronized Arbor Day dance. I swear."
November 11, 2009
I would totally get one of these if my relationship with my girlfriend wasn't so perfect and amazing, and I had a girlfriend.
November 5, 2009
Perfect for tree forts, tree houses, club houses, and anywhere girls and grown-ups are not allowed.
October 12, 2009
For when you need something to play while you're taking a break from full-size Nintendo.
October 7, 2009
This is so weird. That piano asked me out one time in high school.