"Inventions" Video

Hot dog, that's great innovation.

From GV Media

This just in via a telegram we found in the basement.

From britishpathe

Absolutely the least crazy Russian invention in a long while.

From ignoramusky

Finally, no more having to go to the coffee maker to get a fresh cup of joe.

From ScanomatCoffee

"You've got dumb clothes."

From cjbprime

It goes from regular to less regular right before your eyes.

From tipayatipa

If you barf, you have to rake up your own vomit.

To be fair, it is great protection against sunlight and respect.

From BLProd1

We're living in the immediate future!

From mameasson

It's a really good system, just as long as the dogs in the neighborhood don't get into ringing and running again.

From ignoramusky

They've also got a new robot cat coming out that'll revolutionize the way you're ignored by your pet.

From BostonDynamics

I haven't seen this many wasps suck up since my private school days.

From Matthiaswandel

And they said donating $100 billion to the Bureau of Monkey Scientists was a waste of money.

From ojdingo

The best thing since sliced bread printers.

"Location, location, lo-oh my god is that rain or a homeless guy urinating?"

From podshowdk

Just the way Grandma used to make 'em.

From clayluce

He's revolutionizing the way you ignore soccer.

"You wouldn't be saying how stupid it was if it would take me less than 45 seconds to kill you."

From Apollyphelion

It's about time scientists stopped working on ground-breaking, space-age technologies and invented something of value.

Boy, am I glad I'm not a zombie--or his neighbor.

From JoergSprave