CollegeHumor: Italy

Ramming Tower of Pisa

Tue, 17 Jan 2012 11:49:02 -0500

"I feel cultured... and really sore."

The True Origins of Pizza

Thu, 13 Oct 2011 14:31:25 -0400

I don't care where it came from, just as long as it's still delicious and not made from poison.

Other Poorly Photoshopped Foreign Microsoft Ads

Thu, 27 Aug 2009 10:25:58 -0400

Earlier this week, a Polish Microsoft ad surfaced in which they had photoshopped out the black guy, presumably because Microsoft believes there are no black people in Poland. This isn’t the only time Microsoft has used Photoshop to pander to foreign cultures:
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Rap In 30 Languages

Thu, 02 Jul 2009 10:55:30 -0400

Sorry music, rap is the new "universal language!"

Untitled 4

Wed, 15 Apr 2009 22:39:21 -0400

He must be taking the elevator.

Untitled 5

Wed, 18 Feb 2009 17:47:41 -0500

An Eiffel Tower 2,500 years before the existence of the Eiffel Tower.

Italian Senator Interview

Fri, 12 Dec 2008 11:35:28 -0500

Weirdest part? This is the Italian version of Friends.

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Sun, 15 Jun 2008 14:22:59 -0400

I ran into Stanley, pretty much the happiest he's ever looked.

Untitled 8

Fri, 08 Feb 2008 14:09:23 -0500

Finally, a beer for the alcoholic on the go!

Italian Spider-Man

Tue, 20 Nov 2007 15:15:18 -0500

The crazy part? That's Tobey Maguire.

Fountain Man

Fri, 27 Jul 2007 11:48:28 -0400

Due to a weird Roman loophole, this man is now the pope.

Venice Splash

Mon, 18 Jun 2007 10:47:53 -0400

When vacationing in Venice, it's better not to start games like this or you're looking at a very wet couple of days.

Italian Men: Cuddling Like Bitches Since 3500 B.C.

Wed, 07 Feb 2007 13:47:04 -0500

The AP just broke a story about a most peculiar archaelogical discovery.� In the quiet hamlet of Mantua, Italy (25 miles south of Verona — where any snobbish English major will remind you that Romeo and Juliet was set) archaelogists unearthed what appears to be…some really gay sh*t.� Two Italian men in a post-coital embrace.� Speaking to background, an anonymous member of the team let slip that along with the skeletons, a decanted Sangiovese ’3577 B.C. in a ceramic jug was found besides the couple.� Empty.� The anonymous archaelogist then sniggered, and made a joke in passing about how it’s “safe to assume these fellows probably didn’t pass along their DNA to us, if you know what I mean.”
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The Roman Bath

Sat, 23 Dec 2006 00:35:37 -0500

"My homie, Gabe went on a study abroad and decided to be the first human in the Roman Baths in thousands of years."

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Fri, 08 Dec 2006 17:18:05 -0500

Live dangerously.

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Sun, 13 Aug 2006 00:14:53 -0400

At the end of the day I like to kick up my feet, put on the ball game, and relax with an ice cold Hitler.

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Sun, 30 Jul 2006 13:57:09 -0400

Eskimos have over a hundred words for ice, but Italians apparently have none.

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Sat, 29 Jul 2006 01:13:10 -0400

WHY DIDN'T YOU WARN US!?!

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Sat, 05 Aug 2006 18:48:24 -0400

Where do you suppose they file Michael Jackson?

Untitled 19

Tue, 18 Apr 2006 15:06:35 -0400

A-style makes it sound classy.