Comedy Music Hall of Fame
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"I was going to do Jay Leno too, but I couldn't decide what time to carve it."
His plan of attack is to actually let the squirrel eat all the seeds, then have his offspring grow and feed from the inside out. Clever, right?
And now to hollow it out and fill it with Kool Aid.
Take that Kool-Aid Man.
Only Alan is cool enough to wear his sunglasses at night.
Just when you thought things couldn't get more disturbing.
Chucky made me never want to play with toys again. Thanks Hollywood!
Sometimes it's hard to figure out how all that puke could have even fit inside you in the first place.
Be careful when this is lit, it moves closer when you're not looking.
It's always Halloween in Philadelphia.
Be careful that "stink" is full of pure energy. What you're about to do could be catastrophic.
The Alan-O-Lantern. Baby sold separately.
The pumpkins have begun to melt, but the pictures are just beginning.
We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.