1. The Idiot Mittens Special

When you're a guy, you wear your all-time favorite coat right off the bat. It's brightly colored with brightly colored trim PLUS somebody stitched on your favorite anthropomorphic train, racecar, or sponge. This coat's poofy, warm, snowproof, and the handwarmers are tied right on, which is perfect for your fast-paced, object permanence-free lifestyle. The only drawback is that it's not a coat you can go around wearing forever. But when twenty years go by and you're searching through closets for the only pair of gloves you like, you'll miss the one coat that never let your mittens down (more than four inches from the sleeve).

...]]> /video/4042188 http://www.collegehumor.com/video/4042188/road-trip Tue, 26 May 2009 03:35:57 -0400