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Very Mary-Kate: Jail
Mary-Kate deals with life in the slammer.
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Flowchart: How Well You'll Do in Prison
If you don't see this chart as something to slam a person's head into, not well.
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Cat Called for Jury Duty
It worked out in the end. He was dismissed from the trial for being racist.
hotlink His mom's comment for the absolute win
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Baby Panda Escapes Jail
Don't get any ideas cute, human-baby prisoners.
hotlink Reading these letters is the best deterrent for Lindsay Lohan going back to jail
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Kid wants to go to REAL Jail
"And when I get there I want to get REAL shanked. Don't you stab me with one of those plastic, safety shanks."
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Inmates Perform Michael Jackson's "This is It"
At this point I'm convinced actual dancers commit crimes in the Philippines just to go to this prison.
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Staten Island Prisoner Escapes
"That's the second to last time we take a prisoner's word that they won't try and run away." - The world's worst warden.
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Jesus Christ Bail Bonds
The Lord is my shepherd, and shepherds get 25% interest.
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Dancing Inmate's Michael Jackson Tribute
The Philippine prisoners from the Thriller dance video are back to honor MJ, this time with "Ben," "I'll Be There," and "We are the World." They all committed terrible crimes just to get back in jail for this video.
Originals
ShamWow Guy in Jail
With an infomercial legend in your prison, you'll be saying wow every time.
hotlink Quiz: the Athletes in Prison quiz


