Tag: Jesus (Page 10)

"Notice the phone numbers." Picture "Notice the phone numbers."
Nice tie. Picture Nice tie.
What the hell's a zammjt? Picture What the hell's a zammjt?
Hey, you got trucks in my Jesus! No, you got Jesus in my trucks! NOW JESUS AND TRUCKS ARE TOGETHER AT LAST! Picture Hey, you got trucks in my Jesus! No, you got Jesus in my trucks! NOW JESUS AND TRUCKS ARE TOGETHER AT LAST!
Jesus is really cool like that. I once saw him stay at a Barnes and Noble for 3 days longer then he was scheduled just to make sure all his fans left happy. Picture Jesus is really cool like that. I once saw him stay at a Barnes and Noble for 3 days longer then he was scheduled just to make sure all his fans left happy.
"I asked Jesus 'How much do you love me?' 'This much!' he answered. Then he stretched out his arms and died." We get that joke in the text submissions all the time, and I usually consider it offensive. Picture "I asked Jesus 'How much do you love me?' 'This much!' he answered. Then he stretched out his arms and died." We get that joke in the text submissions all the time, and I usually consider it offensive.
That's one hell of an abortion. Picture That's one hell of an abortion.
Spinners, spoiler, and savior. Picture Spinners, spoiler, and savior.
Yeah, but Jesus didn't give me any chocolate. Picture Yeah, but Jesus didn't give me any chocolate.
Good, mine has been in the gutter lately. Picture Good, mine has been in the gutter lately.
Ever since that movie Jesus has been such a fucking rockstar. Picture Ever since that movie Jesus has been such a fucking rockstar.
Touchdown Jesus. Picture Touchdown Jesus.
He looks like he could even be a great shepherd. Picture He looks like he could even be a great shepherd.
"Moses with the kick, 'ITS GOOD,' says Jesus!" Picture "Moses with the kick, 'ITS GOOD,' says Jesus!"
"And then God said... try the chili cheese fries." Picture "And then God said... try the chili cheese fries."
I looked it up. It says: "Therefore if any man be in Christ, he is a new creature: old things are passed away; behold, all things are become new." So, there you go - kill dad. Picture I looked it up. It says: "Therefore if any man be in Christ, he is a new creature: old things are passed away; behold, all things are become new." So, there you go - kill dad.
I mean, the dude turned water into wine. He knows how to party. Picture I mean, the dude turned water into wine. He knows how to party.
Jesus Would Drive a Buick. Picture Jesus Would Drive a Buick.
This is from a site called, I kid you not, Divine Interventions. Picture This is from a site called, I kid you not, Divine Interventions.
Whatever, that's Jesus' perogative. Picture Whatever, that's Jesus' perogative.
It's Jesus, LOL who? Picture It's Jesus, LOL who?
"No Jesus horses allowed!" Picture "No Jesus horses allowed!"
"Picture of Hendrick House at University of illinois urbana-champaign during finals week. Where's the love?" Picture "Picture of Hendrick House at University of illinois urbana-champaign during finals week. Where's the love?"
I don't know what else to say about this picture, except that it was taken in South Africa. Picture I don't know what else to say about this picture, except that it was taken in South Africa.