Tag: Jesus (Page 3)

"I flip my boner up into my waistband. It hides it AND it feels awesome. I almost blew a load into my bellybutton." Picture "I flip my boner up into my waistband. It hides it AND it feels awesome. I almost blew a load into my bellybutton."
If you look close enough one of the 12 apostles is wearing rhinestone covered jorts in The Last Supper. Picture If you look close enough one of the 12 apostles is wearing rhinestone covered jorts in The Last Supper.
The original sin I see here are calves that could use another couple pounds of muscle. Picture The original sin I see here are calves that could use another couple pounds of muscle.
Now let's see if it runs on water. Picture Now let's see if it runs on water.
Now the next time you see a nun in the grocery store you can walk up to her and recite Exodus 21:20-21. Picture Now the next time you see a nun in the grocery store you can walk up to her and recite Exodus 21:20-21.
His full name is actually "Jesus The Condom Broke!" Picture His full name is actually "Jesus The Condom Broke!"
Jesus saves. Picture Jesus saves.
Jesus Strikes Again! Picture Jesus Strikes Again!
I've been saying for years Jesus was a pussy. Picture I've been saying for years Jesus was a pussy.
You guys don't remember that part in the New Testament when they refer to Jesus as Bingo? Picture You guys don't remember that part in the New Testament when they refer to Jesus as Bingo?
Jesus got rebellious and took the sleigh out after hours. Worst part is, he's only got a learner's permit. Picture Jesus got rebellious and took the sleigh out after hours. Worst part is, he's only got a learner's permit.
And a Very Merry Birthday to you, Jesus Christ, Lord of Lords. Picture And a Very Merry Birthday to you, Jesus Christ, Lord of Lords.
You don't have to confirm or ignore. Just don't click anything and leave him in Facebook purgatory. Picture You don't have to confirm or ignore. Just don't click anything and leave him in Facebook purgatory.
Phantom and The Jesus Picture Phantom and The Jesus
Don't worry they'll come back. They always do. Picture Don't worry they'll come back. They always do.
Hey, we couldn't even look her in the eyes if we wanted to. Picture Hey, we couldn't even look her in the eyes if we wanted to.
Surprisingly, the top answer for both Batman and Jesus is "check utility belt." Picture Surprisingly, the top answer for both Batman and Jesus is "check utility belt."
Chapter 1: Jesus Was Delightful Picture Chapter 1: Jesus Was Delightful
Jesushoes: Keep your feet off the hot fiery pits of Hell and buy a pair today. Picture Jesushoes: Keep your feet off the hot fiery pits of Hell and buy a pair today.
That's one powerful life jacket. Picture That's one powerful life jacket.
For all the kids who dress up as Jesus for Halloween. You know, that one weird pale kid who hangs out with his mom a lot. Picture For all the kids who dress up as Jesus for Halloween. You know, that one weird pale kid who hangs out with his mom a lot.
Sounds more like a zombie bite to me. Picture Sounds more like a zombie bite to me.
LOLJEZS Picture LOLJEZS
How do you NOT get it? Let's start the revolution people! Picture How do you NOT get it? Let's start the revolution people!