Tag: Jesus (Page 5)

BRB dad over shoulder. Picture BRB dad over shoulder.
TO BILL BRASKY! Picture TO BILL BRASKY!
Everyone was asking to turn water into wine all night. Picture Everyone was asking to turn water into wine all night.
Skiing's a sin now too? No wonder nobody likes religion. Picture Skiing's a sin now too? No wonder nobody likes religion.
They're really getting ridiculous with these CSI spin-offs. Picture They're really getting ridiculous with these CSI spin-offs.
If Photoshop existed in biblical times, nobody would have believed in God. Picture If Photoshop existed in biblical times, nobody would have believed in God.
"Wanted to spite them. We also thanked them for the holocaust. They thought we were serious and got into a rant about Jews." Picture "Wanted to spite them. We also thanked them for the holocaust. They thought we were serious and got into a rant about Jews."
Can I have salvation with pepperoni? Picture Can I have salvation with pepperoni?
When your sign is three times larger than you are, you are crazy. Picture When your sign is three times larger than you are, you are crazy.
I don't remember any head exploding in the bible, but I guess I was drunk last time I read it. Picture I don't remember any head exploding in the bible, but I guess I was drunk last time I read it.
Awesome detail on the loincloth, Jesus is totally going to notice this. Picture Awesome detail on the loincloth, Jesus is totally going to notice this.
Free speech is a double edged sword. Picture Free speech is a double edged sword.
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The great thing about Jesus is you can add him to your interests right on your death bed and you still get to go to heaven. Picture The great thing about Jesus is you can add him to your interests right on your death bed and you still get to go to heaven.
"Me and a few friends and we see this huge wooden sign outside of a church." Picture "Me and a few friends and we see this huge wooden sign outside of a church."
You must never give up hope, no matter how Asian you are. Picture You must never give up hope, no matter how Asian you are.
Witches? Really? Picture Witches? Really?
Rapists, you guys are cool. Picture Rapists, you guys are cool.
Jesus loves Kuntz! Picture Jesus loves Kuntz!
God is a cunt too - can I have seconds? Picture God is a cunt too - can I have seconds?
Not only did Jesus ride dinosaurs, he could talk to them and together they fought pirates. Picture Not only did Jesus ride dinosaurs, he could talk to them and together they fought pirates.
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It's a miracle! Can I lick the miracle? Picture It's a miracle! Can I lick the miracle?
Which makes Judas like a the guy who does the chopping. Picture Which makes Judas like a the guy who does the chopping.
This one's funny Picture This one's funny
Say "baaaaa!" Picture Say "baaaaa!"