Picture "I flip my boner up into my waistband. It hides it AND it feels awesome. I almost blew a load into my bellybutton."
Picture If you look close enough one of the 12 apostles is wearing rhinestone covered jorts in The Last Supper.
Picture Now the next time you see a nun in the grocery store you can walk up to her and recite Exodus 21:20-21.
Picture Jesus got rebellious and took the sleigh out after hours. Worst part is, he's only got a learner's permit.
Picture You don't have to confirm or ignore. Just don't click anything and leave him in Facebook purgatory.