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"I flip my boner up into my waistband. It hides it AND it feels awesome. I almost blew a load into my bellybutton." Picture "I flip my boner up into my waistband. It hides it AND it feels awesome. I almost blew a load into my bellybutton."
The Adventures of God Article The Adventures of God
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If you look close enough one of the 12 apostles is wearing rhinestone covered jorts in The Last Supper. Picture If you look close enough one of the 12 apostles is wearing rhinestone covered jorts in The Last Supper.
Unicorn After Wisdom Teeth Video Unicorn After Wisdom Teeth
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On the third day he rose again...FOR PAYBACK. HotlinkOn the third day he rose again...FOR PAYBACK.
The original sin I see here are calves that could use another couple pounds of muscle. Picture The original sin I see here are calves that could use another couple pounds of muscle.
Now let's see if it runs on water. Picture Now let's see if it runs on water.
Jesus, Man Video Jesus, Man
Now the next time you see a nun in the grocery store you can walk up to her and recite Exodus 21:20-21. Picture Now the next time you see a nun in the grocery store you can walk up to her and recite Exodus 21:20-21.
His full name is actually "Jesus The Condom Broke!" Picture His full name is actually "Jesus The Condom Broke!"
Jesus saves. Picture Jesus saves.
Stranger Danger? Article Stranger Danger?
Jesus Strikes Again! Picture Jesus Strikes Again!
Star Wars Christian Call-In Prank Video Star Wars Christian Call-In Prank
I've been saying for years Jesus was a pussy. Picture I've been saying for years Jesus was a pussy.
All-American Football Song Video All-American Football Song
You guys don't remember that part in the New Testament when they refer to Jesus as Bingo? Picture You guys don't remember that part in the New Testament when they refer to Jesus as Bingo?
Jesus got rebellious and took the sleigh out after hours. Worst part is, he's only got a learner's permit. Picture Jesus got rebellious and took the sleigh out after hours. Worst part is, he's only got a learner's permit.
And a Very Merry Birthday to you, Jesus Christ, Lord of Lords. Picture And a Very Merry Birthday to you, Jesus Christ, Lord of Lords.
You don't have to confirm or ignore. Just don't click anything and leave him in Facebook purgatory. Picture You don't have to confirm or ignore. Just don't click anything and leave him in Facebook purgatory.
Phantom and The Jesus Picture Phantom and The Jesus
Don't worry they'll come back. They always do. Picture Don't worry they'll come back. They always do.
Hey, we couldn't even look her in the eyes if we wanted to. Picture Hey, we couldn't even look her in the eyes if we wanted to.
Jesus Wins 1,989th Consecutive Barefoot Waterskiing Title HotlinkJesus Wins 1,989th Consecutive Barefoot Waterskiing Title