"Oh no! You've ruined my best floor."
One man's dream job is another man's nightmare. Kind of like those Freddy Krueger movies.
What has this country come to, where you can't casually poison a toddler at your summer job?
During take your kid to work day, Larry is the coolest. Every other day, he is lonely.
Thompson: I am so tired of all of looking at all of these booooring resumes. We should hire no one. Schulz: Right? So many lame-os. It's like, hello, can we see someone who's got street sma …
Congratulations! You graduated college. That's quite an accomplishment. Now you're ready to pursue a career in the field you've always dreamed about. But, uh oh, the economy is in the t …
Wait, wait let me get this right. I get that and then YOU pay ME?!? Sounds pretty win-win.
Does that 100% travel reimbursement include Wendy's runs?
You really can't make it any funnier than Running "Aarons"
"Can I copy off the Asian kid beside me?"