Jobs were defined as “daily duties one is tasked with completing in return for monetary compensation.” Though scarce now, jobs were once plentiful and provided the American public with money to buy food and enjoy leisure-time activities. Being that we are a nostalgic culture, Americans have expressed a desire to create and hold more jobs, making this a central topic of the 2012 election.
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Ballymena Meats Requires Boners
Experience necessary? No problem there.
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Grandma Resurrected
The lesson is, get a job as a grave digger.
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Professional Ice Cream Taste Tester
His main job is to decide whether or not ice cream tastes good, but he picks up some cash on the side by threatening to make that noise if he isn't given $100.
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Donatello's Job Interview
Homeless in a half shell.
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Highway Sign Guy Gets Fired
His boss immediately rehired him for having a sense of humor.
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Best Door to Door Salesman
Ladies and gentlemen, our generation's Don Draper.
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Guy Quits Job with Marching Band
Shortly afterwards, everyone in the marching band applied for the now vacant position.
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Returning Shopping Carts Like a Boss
If this guy was any cooler, he wouldn't be working for minimum wage.
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Coffee House Waiter Don't Need No Stinkin' Server Tray
If you think that's impressive, you should see the busboys clean up with their elbows.
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Taco Bell Quitter
He burned the same message on the football field when he quit high school.
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Screaming Toilet
"I just spoke with the toilet's lawyer, he says it won't stop until you agree to 'lay off the bean burritos.'''
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Best Cover Letter Ever
Someone actually turned this in and was hired. Epic win.
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This Guy Wants to Walk Your Dog
"Well, I don't see why not" - coke-fueled response
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