Picture "Epic Cross Joint as seen in the preview for Pineapple Express... light all three ends at the same time and the smoke converges creating a trifecta of joint smoking power."
Picture "I got inspired. Why stop at improvised bongs when there are so many other smoking skills to expand from?"
Picture "So we sit down our roach outside for later, come back and this is what we see. The worm was spinning in circles."
Picture I'd say the odds of them eventually getting the munchies and eating themselves are pretty high.
Picture This is the real reason people go to Jamaica- because they'll let you roll a massive, three foot long spliff.