"Jokes" Video

Hope you found that funny because now you have no friends.

I'm sure he'll get his Dad back someday--even if it means waiting 10 years to throw a football poorly in front of his friends.

From jake32504

If he thinks he's laughing hard now, just wait until he finds out about Denis Leary.

From christinerosenberg

There won't be any laughs, but when he dies, on his deathbed, he will receive total consciousness. So he's got that goin' for him.

To be fair, he shouldn't have led off with new material.

And don't worry, we'll have you arriving in Chicago fashionably late.