Recent "Jump" Stuff

There are plenty of socially awkward penguins in the sea.

From beanontheroadagain

Snow is Mother Nature's foam pit.

Physically, cats always land on their feet, but his pride landed skull-first.

If she had been wearing a helmet, this wouldn't have happened. She would've been whisked away into the clouds by doves and given an ice cream cake instead.

From hawtwonder

This may look fun to try at home, but putting everything together and cleaning up aren't worth the hassle.

From Hot Wheels

"It's better to shoot for the stars and miss than aim for the truck and break your tail bone." -Winston Churchill

From NubTeleVision

The only real fail here is when he tried to jump between the tailgates and hurt himself.

Notice how she remains in complete control by aerodynamically flailing her arms.

He said he'd rather die than not set a new record and, luckily, those were the only two possible outcomes.

This is going to take the clubs by storm. Well, the ones without doorknobs.

Hopefully the brand new, new truck jump will go better.

Probably because he doesn't believe in himself hard enough.

Now it's time for him to show off his extreme carpentry skills.

He's not fat, he's just cushioned for his inevitable fall.

Some say he just kept on flying, never to be seen again. Others say his spinal column collapsed on impact and he eats grits through a straw in the hospital now. No one really knows for sure.

She's so extreme she doesn't even need the ramp.