"Karate" Video

They're pacifists (by default).

From 99tharun

Or, real-life Ken.

For those of you that want to eat vegetables, but only after you make them your bitch.

Pffft. Whatever. Call me when they're from outer space.

"Sweep the inseam!"

Finally, that bully gave himself what was coming to himself.

He has a black belt in scuffling his feet on the carpet.

Hotel Rwanda doesn't count because it's technically a drama.

Even more impressive, he can beat M. Bison on the hardest difficulty, in real life.

This is what would have happened if Neo took the blue pill and opened a karate dojo.

Do you think that's air you're breathing?

Developed from an ancient art called "Embarrassing Yourself."

You think Ribbon Dancer is lame, until you realize you can do it with a chain.

I'm glad NBC decided to settle everything maturely.

You do NOT want to get in this kid's way. You also do not want to be this kid.

I haven't been this scared of a little girl since Hannah Montana turned out to be Miley Cyrus.

Even worse than being sent to bed without ice cream!

"Arghhh... stop laughing... I'm dyin... Hehe, okay. It was kind of funny..."

Honorable street fighting, no cheap shots in the exhaust pipes.

An ancient art passed down through generations. Two generations, to be exact.

From Patrick Cassels