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Taekwondo Tykes
They're pacifists (by default).
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Real-Life, Less-Good Ryu
Or, real-life Ken.
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Japanese Salad Puncher
For those of you that want to eat vegetables, but only after you make them your bitch.
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Karate Nuns
Pffft. Whatever. Call me when they're from outer space.
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Martial Artist Loses To Pants
"Sweep the inseam!"
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Sneak Attack Becomes Sneak Faceplant
Finally, that bully gave himself what was coming to himself.
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Ultra-Powerful Kung Fu Master
He has a black belt in scuffling his feet on the carpet.
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Uganda's First Action Movie
Hotel Rwanda doesn't count because it's technically a drama.
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Real-Life Street Fighter Moves
Even more impressive, he can beat M. Bison on the hardest difficulty, in real life.
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Super Fast Karate Guy
This is what would have happened if Neo took the blue pill and opened a karate dojo.
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World's Fastest Fighter
Do you think that's air you're breathing?
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How To Be Street Safe
Developed from an ancient art called "Embarrassing Yourself."
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Kung Fu Chain Master
You think Ribbon Dancer is lame, until you realize you can do it with a chain.
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Conan vs Leno Karate Fight
I'm glad NBC decided to settle everything maturely.
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Real Life Napoleon Dynamite
You do NOT want to get in this kid's way. You also do not want to be this kid.
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Crazy Ninja Girl
I haven't been this scared of a little girl since Hannah Montana turned out to be Miley Cyrus.
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Most Horrible Punishment Imaginable
Even worse than being sent to bed without ice cream!
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The Funniest Death
"Arghhh... stop laughing... I'm dyin... Hehe, okay. It was kind of funny..."
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Real Life Street Fighter Bonus Round
Honorable street fighting, no cheap shots in the exhaust pipes.
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Kung-Fu Mega Screams
An ancient art passed down through generations. Two generations, to be exact.


