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In the annals of humankind, April 12 will always carry with it remembrance of some of the most paramount triumphs of our society. It is the day on which in 1955, Dr. Jonas Salk’s miracle polio vaccine was made known to the world, and the shroud of fear cast upon the world by that horrible disease was torn away forever. Not much later on this date in 1961 did the people of earth avert their gaze to the heavens where cosmonaut Yuri Gagarin became the first man to break earth’s bond and travel into outer space. Gagarin’s entry helped to usher in the era of moon timeshares and Martian internet brides that we all enjoy today.
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