If at first you don't succeed, you might as well just keep letting it happen.
Just play it cool, boy. Real cool.
Curiosity killed the reality of boobies.
How sweet, she learned a new word!
Ha! Now she know what rejection feels like, too.
Meat is murder. And murder is adorable.
In other precocious kid news: Nine Year Old Discusses the Meaning of Life and the Universe
Nothin' but cute.
Y.N.Rich Kids gets semi-formal on you fools.
They grow up so fast.
Ryan Gosling just met his match.
Forget middle school, send this kid straight to college! He's got all the skills he'll need.
Man phuck yo trike.
Previously: Hot Cheetos & Takis (August 2012)
I'm different, yeah, I'm different.