Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
Fruit's like chicken, it's not supposed to come in rings.
"Has anyone else noticed that most brand x names are just excruciatingly literal phrases describing the cereal?"
Sonny the Cuckoo Bird has gone from lovably wacky to terrifyingly insane.
LOST SPOILER: It turns out the monster in the jungle is Star-O-Saurus.
Nothing's cheaper than the same character promoting two cereals.
Better than Meat Spins.
I demand to see a Brand X Count Chocula.
They should beat Lucky Charms at their own game and release an "Oops! All Marshmallows!" cereal.
Sorry, I only eat cereals with recognizable cartoon characters on the box.
The sad thing - King Vitamin is actually a crazy homeless guy.
What good Brand X's can you find in your grocery store? Send them in!
Because nothing beats American beer!
You guys still mistreat animals, right?
When you buy Dokkers, you're just buying the name. Save yourself five dollars and get the kind without a name on it.
If they can make beer half as well as they can name it, we're set.
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