Tag: Knock Off (Page 2)

A segway just didn't say "please don't respect me" enough, so they got a cheaper knockoff. Picture A segway just didn't say "please don't respect me" enough, so they got a cheaper knockoff.
Imagine all the royalties they've been missing out on. Literally tens of dollars. Picture Imagine all the royalties they've been missing out on. Literally tens of dollars.
It's even better than Johnny Warder. Picture It's even better than Johnny Warder.
The Egyptian version of Johnnie Walker actually goes great with cookies. Picture The Egyptian version of Johnnie Walker actually goes great with cookies.
It's not ordinary. It's religioustroadinary! Picture It's not ordinary. It's religioustroadinary!
Superman finally figured out a more effective disguise than glasses. Picture Superman finally figured out a more effective disguise than glasses.
The new non-violent version. Picture The new non-violent version.
I'm only interested in stories that Allan Quartermain that also involve Mr. Hyde. Picture I'm only interested in stories that Allan Quartermain that also involve Mr. Hyde.
Not just American Poop. THE American Poop. Picture Not just American Poop. THE American Poop.
More than meets the vision ball! Picture More than meets the vision ball!
This is the bottom-shelf cereal of DVDs. Picture This is the bottom-shelf cereal of DVDs.
No, no we don't care if you can pronounce it. Just put random letters together and put it out on the market. Picture No, no we don't care if you can pronounce it. Just put random letters together and put it out on the market.
I'd kill for an autographed Din Marango jersey! Picture I'd kill for an autographed Din Marango jersey!
If you're going to ride a movie's coattails, pick something better than Alien vs Predator 2. Picture If you're going to ride a movie's coattails, pick something better than Alien vs Predator 2.
Raw dogs. Picture Raw dogs.
Why would I want to learn how to play guitar when I can just play Guitar Hero? Picture Why would I want to learn how to play guitar when I can just play Guitar Hero?
The worst Christmas present from a well-meaning grandma can get. Picture The worst Christmas present from a well-meaning grandma can get.
Duh-duh-duh-duh D UNIT! Picture Duh-duh-duh-duh D UNIT!
Now with an extra E! Picture Now with an extra E!
Hungry hungry... chickens? Picture Hungry hungry... chickens?
Can a whole store be Brand X? Picture Can a whole store be Brand X?
It gets lower than Hamburger Helper? Picture It gets lower than Hamburger Helper?
I Can't Have Not Believed It's Butter, We're Pretty Sure. Picture I Can't Have Not Believed It's Butter, We're Pretty Sure.
Sugar free? Where's the taste? Picture Sugar free? Where's the taste?